The team agreed unanimously. Four of them will now explain in private why it won’t work.
Workplace Observations
Filed under: things everyone has seen.
Short satire about the system, never the person stuck in it.
The project is 90% complete, as it has been since spring.
The door is always open. The calendar behind it is booked until November.
The new collaboration tool has a channel for discussing which collaboration tool to use.
Everyone on the call has their camera off except the presenter, who would also like their camera off.
The only person who understands the system is on holiday for two weeks. The system has been informed.
The “quick question” is now in its second hour.
The reorganisation is complete. Everyone reports to someone new and does exactly what they did before.
The retrospective produced the same three actions as last quarter’s. Progress is described as “consistent”.